P're mahal ko na eh!

OK, so i was just minding my own business, trying to find my way into dreamland when suddenly my phone rang and it seems that a long time friend of mine, (who also has not been giving me a call or just a freakin' message for a long time too) is on the other line. Enthusiastically, I answered the phone, what i got was one gloomy hello.

May problema pala yung barakada ko, pero bago ang lahat bibigyan ko muna xa ng background so you can imagine his mental image. He is 5 feet 11 inches tall, muscular toned, tisoy, chinito, malaki titi nya (nakita ko na kasi minsan), magaling daw sa kama, matalino, may kaya, may matinong trabaho at higit sa lahat...sobrang babaero! Nuknukan ng hilig sa pepe! as in! So aun na nga, tumawag siya sa akin kanina tapos sabay kwento na meron daw siyang bagong gf, 4 months na daw sila, it is worth noting na second girl pa lang ito na nilabel nya as girlfriend, kasi ayaw nya ng commitment. Tapso sabay kwento na di pa daw sila nakakapag all the way, puro blowjob lang daw at saka second base; believe me, malibog ako, pro pag kwentong hetero sex, i just don't get it. Kagabi daw, dapat magsesex sila, until...

Friend: kasi dude pareho kayo eh!
Ako: O e anu naun? ayus nga yun eh, maganda siya, matalino, may breeding, at mayaman!
Friend: yeah she is all that and more, are you even listening?
Ako: E try mo kyang kausapin sarili mo gusto mo?
Friend: Nope, I mean pareho talaga kayo!
Ako: Uhm...enlighten me, I feel so dumb!
Friend: O eto na lang, pare pareho tau.
Ako: Oo nga, we're all damn rich!
Friend: No we all have something in common..physically
Ako: pare pareho tau gorgeous?
Friend: No I mean Physically! Don't play stupid!
Ako: Siyet ka! (tumatawa na kasi alam ko na ang ibig nyang sabihin) Say it! C'mon! say it! I wanna hear it from you!
Friend: Dude may titi siya! may titi! naririnig mo ba ko?
Ako: Ah baklang crossdresser!
Friend: You make it sound like it is nothing
Ako: It is nothing, ano ba problema? you can always find someone better than her, at yung tunay na her!
Friend; Yun na nga yung problema eh, magkatext pa din kami ngayon eh!
Ako: O e ano ngayon? may pinagsamahan pa din naman kayo after all! hahaha! namamakla ka na din pla, di ka man lang nagpatikim sa akin!
Friend: Gago! Ikaw lang may ayaw! pero hindi! may problema kasi eh!
Ako: bakit pre? nabuntis mo? Hahahahahaha! isa pa! hahahahaha!
Friend: Bobo! Hindi yun! kasi p're mahal ko na eh!
Ako:.......long silence...... Potah ka! kung ako na lang sana!

So there, you read it right, my womanizer friend fell in love with a tranny! I don't know how it happened basta I just know it did! he was actually confused if he was turning gay kasi he is still in love with the girl(guy). I just have a single stand on this, you fall in love with the person, not the gender and definitely not on what people has to say about him/her!